My New Year's Resolutions

(Note to reader: I will only tell you of my successes. Do not expect updates. List is subject to change.)

1. Walk my dogs on a regular basis.
2. Sell my house.
3. Curse less.
4. Eat more chocolate.
5. Drink less scotch.
6. Quit bullshitting so much.
7. Try harder not to break #3.
8. Avoid passive aggressive commentary in blogs.
9. Avoid yuppies.
10. There went #8.
11. Stop being so hard on self.
12. Tour the "Urban Bourbon Trail."
13. Throw a fun Kentucky Derby party.
14. Look for good deals to travel to California wine country.
15. Re-think #5.
16. Floss more regularly.
17. Be more timely with tasks (i.e. making New Year's resolutions on the 22nd of January).
18. Judge less. Do more to be judged by.
19. Wii fit the hell out of my nasty-ass muffin tops.
20. Never, ever put #3 on list again.
21. Buy a nicer house.
22. Nevermind #21. That'll make me break #9.

C-me-resolve...

Faithfully Execute or Execute Faithfully?

Either way...the new prez has hit the ground running.

Someone needs to send the name of a good mover to the kids at Gitmo, Suze Orman's books to those with now frozen salaries, and some doves for immediate release to the leaders in Palestine and Israel.

Day One: A

C-is-for-Change

Back in the Saddle...or Something Else Equally Uncomfortable

I compose blogs in my head--often. I need to write more. For too long I felt like I had to consign to some preformed notion of blogging, some set of guidelines that other bloggers had figured out but whose correct form had eluded me. Well that silliness is done with.


Ramble on,
And now's the time,
the time is now
To sing my song.
I'm goin round the world...

Led Zeppelin