Sunday, March 15, 2009

A Rocky Goodbye

It's their fault. The reporting was weak; the front page showed Denver's unseasonably warm temperatures over the passage of the first bailout.

It's Craig's fault. If only he hadn't started that list.

It's my fault. I read the news online.

I grew up in a literate household—meaning more, of course, than just our ability to decode words. Papers were always on the kitchen table, the nightstands, the couch. I remember rushing home after the Oklahoma City bombing, Columbine, and 9-11 to read the Rocky. I planned many a weekend based off the Spotlight section. I growled about how the book-like format of the Rocky was so much better than the tablecloth-size of an opened Post. I devoured the comics. All past tense, including this: I haven't held a subscription in years. The Sunday Post-News lands on my driveway, but even many of these end up in the recycling bin, unopened.

The laptop, however, is opened daily. Indeed, I confess: I read about the paper's death online.

When listening to the English teachers lament the death of the Rocky, a history teacher commented: When's the last time you received a telegram? Of course communication devices evolve as a direct result of a community's communication needs. We know this. But in the great land that is America, the almighty buck communicates with the greatest volume. If good writers working in an industry with tested, proved ethical standards and practices are no longer being paid…well…

Like any good English teacher, I must quote Faber from Fahrenheit 451: "First the newspapers went, dying like great giant moths." I worry about the far-reaching consequences of the extinction of our more traditional literary formats. Many in the news industry are arguing for pay-to-read information; I highly doubt those reading their news online with go with this retroactive scheme.

So, RIP RMN. My best wishes to those who are now unemployed, including a balanced news city.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Funniest Child Alive

Dinner with my Family...

C (my son): Mom. Do you know what an afro is?

Me: (almost shoots water out of nose) Yes, son.

C: Well, today, Eli brought one to school. And on recess we chased him around saying, 'Ahhhh....Can we have an autograph Michael Jackson?'

Lisa 'my DNA makes funny' C

Thursday, February 5, 2009

New Web Fun

I have two new favorite places to visit between the usual Facebook, et al...

Check out ning.com: You can set up your own social network. I am trying to integrate this into my classroom. Should be interesting...

Also, visit blip.fm: Build your own 'radio station' of music without ever uploading a song. Make a profile and then just search for music you love...and voila! You have your own playlist you can access anywhere. Might help keep you from having your iPod stolen.

That's it for today...

LC

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

My New Year's Resolutions

(Note to reader: I will only tell you of my successes. Do not expect updates. List is subject to change.)

  1. Walk my dogs on a regular basis.
  2. Sell my house.
  3. Curse less.
  4. Eat more chocolate.
  5. Drink less scotch.
  6. Quit bullshitting so much.
  7. Try harder not to break #3.
  8. Avoid passive aggressive commentary in blogs.
  9. Avoid yuppies.
  10. There went #8.
  11. Stop being so hard on self.
  12. Tour the "Urban Bourbon Trail."
  13. Throw a fun Kentucky Derby party.
  14. Look for good deals to travel to California wine country.
  15. Re-think #5.
  16. Floss more regularly.
  17. Be more timely with tasks (i.e. making New Year's resolutions on the 22nd of January).
  18. Judge less. Do more to be judged by.
  19. Wii fit the hell out of my nasty-ass muffin tops.
  20. Never, ever put #3 on list again.
  21. Buy a nicer house.
  22. Nevermind #21. That'll make me break #9.

C-me-resolve...

Faithfully Execute or Execute Faithfully?


Either way...the new prez has hit the ground running.


Someone needs to send the name of a good mover to the kids at Gitmo, Suze Orman's books to those with now frozen salaries, and some doves for immediate release to the leaders in Palestine and Israel.


Day One: A
C-is-for-Change

Monday, January 12, 2009

Back in the Saddle...or Something Else Equally Uncomfortable

I compose blogs in my head--often. I need to write more. For too long I felt like I had to consign to some preformed notion of blogging, some set of guidelines that other bloggers had figured out but whose correct form had eluded me. Well that silliness is done with.


Ramble on,
And now's the time,
the time is now
To sing my song.
I'm goin round the world...
Led Zeppelin